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Rossendale, Lancashire
England
As seen on the BBC, ITV, CBS, Today Australia,
The Times, The Guardian, The Washington Post
... and above all else, the often imitated but never duplicated
Musbury Matters village newsletter
He surely cannot be allowed to be called Alan
VOTE to name the GOAT
Oooh this is a NEW name you're suggesting! We vet all new names to check they're not naughty, so they won't appear in the league table list until they've been vibe checked. If they ARE too naughty we will absolutely tell your Mum and absolutely not refund you, scallywag.
Each vote costs £1. Yes, £1 of your hard earned cash, and you're choosing to spend it on naming a goat.
Oh my word you actually parted with money to name a goat. What is this life. May the odds be forever in your favour! THANK YOU for taking part in this ridiculousness - It might all just seem like a bit of bonkers-ness, but actually putting the money towards something super cool - all the profits from our goat name shinanigens are to help us pay for a wind turbine for the farm so we can do our bit to tackle climate change. We're so close to that goal now, and each 80p takes us a little closer to our goal! Thanks for being a part of this! :D
BEHOLD this fine figure of a gentleman!
Yes. This is our brand new breeding billy goat who is due to meet the ladies this season - BUT HE HAS NO NAME.
Vote for your fave name or submit your own suggestion below. (If you submit something naughty we will absolutely tell your Mum.)
LIVE Goat names league table:
Rank
Name suggestion
No. votes
So what happens once you've coughed up a quid?
We vet your name suggestion, then providing its pc(ish) it goes on the league table. If you've chosen a name that's already on there, it will automatically update to include your vote. The name with the most votes by the stroke of 8pm on Sunday, November 8th 2026 will be victorious.
Book a
GOAT WITH A NOTE
ONLY £10!
Bewitch your friends and befuddle your enemies
The goats will create and send you a video of the herd staring at the camera, unnerving the onlooker, before a message of your choosing appears, written on special edible paper...
The viewer will then read the message, somewhat confused as to why they are being contacted via the medium of a video of goats.
The message is then lowered into the goat pen... at which point it is devoured, and the video ends.
The recipient is left perplexed.
Can you believe we charge a tenner for this?